v1.0.0 — STABLE

Super-boring
cloud infrastructure
you actually own.

100% free. Deploy proven primitives to your Cloudflare account. We never touch your data.

Reliable rate limits, mutexes, deduplication, and more—running on your Workers, paid for by you (or Cloudflare's generous free tier).

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The Primitives

Battle-tested distributed patterns, packaged as Durable Objects. Deploy in one click.

Token Bucket Rate Limiter

Distributed limits with local caching. Tiered rules, zero latency hit.

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Request Deduplication

Idempotent payments & webhooks. Atomic check-and-set with auto-expiry.

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Global Mutex

Cross-region locks. Semaphores & read/write variants included.

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Semantic Router

Route traffic to specific targets, allowing for sharded monoliths.

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Feature Flags

Rollouts & booleans. Global propagation in <100ms.

Circuit Breaker

Fail fast on downstream issues. Auto-recovery states.

How it works

We’re just a deployment engine. You own everything.

1. Connect

Limited OAuth scope—just enough to deploy Workers.

2. Deploy

Pick primitives. We push optimized code to your account.

3. Integrate

Type-safe SDK. Call your infrastructure like any library.

// Install SDK npm install @super-boring/sdk // Initialize (your endpoint) import { Boring } from '@super-boring/sdk' const infra = new Boring({ endpoint: "https://boring-infra.your-name.workers.dev" }) // Example: Global mutex await infra.mutex.run("user-123-balance", async () => { // Globally exclusive block const balance = await db.getBalance(123); await db.setBalance(123, balance - 10); }); ✔ Lock acquired in 12ms ✔ Transaction complete

$0.00

Forever. You pay Cloudflare directly (free tier covers most use cases).